Oh, and another thing...

So I'm supposed to be on this weight loss journey. Only I can't ever lose the weight... it keeps finding me. Last night, I got on the scale (yeah, yeah, I know, not supposed to weigh at night) and I had gained 6 pounds! I'm really going in the wrong direction. So, for those of you who have lost weight, I have it here and if you would kindly come claim it, I would be very happy. Oh, and Mr. Sensitive says, "Don't worry honey, I'll still love you when you're as big as a house." Yeah, that's encouraging...

I don't want a big butt.